Ain’t gonna finish this thing

The Night Circus by Erin
Morgenstern

Everyone on earth is reading and loving this book, and I thought
it would also happen to me.

It didn’t.

I bailed at page 106 out of sheer not-wanting-to-read-on.

But not before finding a line I’ve got to keep: 
“Tara and Lainie
do a little bit of everything. Sometimes dancers, sometimes actresses. Once
they were librarians, but that is a subject they will only discuss if heavily
intoxicated.” (p. 58)

Now, that is funny.